Mishap

The Shattered Balloon Dog

A tap, a wobble, and a pile of blue porcelain

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The Shattered Balloon Dog

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Incident ReportCOA / MISHAPS
Accidental Damage Rating
Repair Cost
~$42,000
Curator's Blood Pressure
91%
Embarrassment Level
8/10
Recovered?
No (swept up)
Selfie Involved?
Adjacent

A collector at a Miami art fair gave Jeff Koons's porcelain 'Balloon Dog (Blue)' an inquisitive tap. It wobbled off its pedestal and shattered into a heap of shards.

The limited-edition porcelain, one of 799, sat temptingly at ankle height. A visitor reportedly tapped it to see whether it was real; it answered by falling and exploding into blue fragments.

Gallery staff described a crowd gathering to photograph the debris, which — in a very contemporary twist — some argued had become more interesting as wreckage. The shards were swept up; the value, roughly $42,000, was not.