Mishap

The Bored Guard Who Gave a Painting Eyes

First day on the job, ballpoint pen, avant-garde masterpiece

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The Bored Guard Who Gave a Painting Eyes

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Incident ReportCOA / MISHAPS
Accidental Damage Rating
Repair Cost
~$1,000 (art valued ~$1M)
Curator's Blood Pressure
88%
Embarrassment Level
10/10
Recovered?
Restored
Selfie Involved?
No

On his very first day, a security guard grew bored and drew two pairs of eyes in ballpoint pen on the faceless figures of Anna Leporskaya's avant-garde painting 'Three Figures'.

The guard, reportedly filling time, decided the abstract figures looked incomplete and helpfully added eyes with a pen. The 1930s work is valued at around one million dollars.

The defacement was discovered by visitors. Conservators removed the doodles, and the guard — whose art criticism outpaced his job description — was dismissed. It stands as a rare mishap that was neither fully accidental nor quite malicious: simply a man who thought he was improving things.